When I show up to hang out with my friend but then realize I’m going to be the 3rd wheel

empirebitch:

Empire of the Sun dancers.

fuckyeahlaughters:

teenytigress:
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

fuckyeahlaughters:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY


need them wishes

need them wishes

hideoutfromreality:

So I wanted to get my dressing gown after I took a bath since it’s gotten much colder here and

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I just didn’t have the heart

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to move her whe she looks so cosy. ;o;

CAT WHY DON’T YOU JUST SNUGGLE IN THE PURPLE MINK BEHIND YOU?!

(In the end I am now wearing a coat)

sugahsrevolution:

andross:

Random fact: Your brain is incapable of processing negative thoughts when SpottieOttieDopaliacious is playing within earshot.

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Mufucka hear them horns and immediately get quiet

ebuddies:


wow she’s acting a little too crazy 

ebuddies:

wow she’s acting a little too crazy 

fuckyeahlaughters:

capricorn-libra:
These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.

fuckyeahlaughters:

capricorn-libra:

These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.


Beyoncé + Lips

Beyoncé + Lips

chrssy:

riding your man like

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fuckyeahlaughters:

mutisija:

when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy

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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

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